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Welcome to the show! 

Allow us to introduce ourselves. We are Grim, Alphonso Paco Lipps and Armen Geddon: The three stooges of the apocalypse.

Everyday we expect the end of the world and come up empty handed. So we created a web site to explore all that is funny and freaky about all of the end time scenarios and why it never happens.

Maybe you can help us by blogging or contributing to our forum.

Please point out the errors of our ways because we can’t figure it out. We are not here to spread fear - although fear is our friend and makes our job easier. On the contrary, we use humor to lull you into a false sense of security. You will be able to explore all your own personal fears and paranoia’s through our informative articles and satirical coverage of every ridiculous conspiracy theory, scientific horror or religious contrivance. They started in 680 BC and every generation has seen the end coming soon.   

Are you just a little paranoid? 

You cannot know when, how or where, but that does not stop all you self-centered, narcissistic pseudo intellectuals from telling us you do know. Good luck on that.

So gather up your ammunition, gather up your food, hoard your gold and dig your hole to no avail. Apocalyptic means nothing survives stupid!

As a public service and to relieve the daily tension in your life, we offer a common site to organize your end of times parties. We have all the party gear you will need in our store.

We are so sure of this that we have a 100% money back guarantee if the world ends on 12/21/2012. Call 1-666-endoftimes for a refund info.