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This from Bloomberg - The earthquake that killed more than 700 people in Chile on Feb. 27 probably shifted the Earth’s axis and shortened the day, a National Aeronautics and Space Administration scientist said.

I figure since either global warming or the devil is causing earthquakes, that we are going to get two quakes go off at the same time. Causing the Earth to wobble and explode from the inside, puking it's guts into the universe. On that positive note, I recommend you try a Purple Mayan and get ready for the ride......This is the end, Grim.