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Top 12 Minions of the Antichrist 
By A. Paco Lipps 
 
 
1.    Rush Limbaugh – Who stinks like limburger cheese. He’s an American’t. Shock and awe, divide and conquer he’s the black hole of negativity. He will lead conservatives to their new Holy land, Alaska, where they will set up their new kingdom. All hail King Rush!
2.    The Internet – Doesn’t necessarily need to be a person. Too much information all the time. I have one word, Customer Service, the definition of oxymoron. Hard to tell what the truth is. How about all those sex sites? Satan likes that.
3.    Time Warner Cable – They keep you on hold until you loose all your faith.
4.    The Pope – He want to keep his seniority.
5.     The International Banking Community –  The main computer is in Europe, called the beast, and it's number is 666. For more info call 1-800-666. Their goal is to make all debt transferable to your children. At which time they will change the term personal debt to familiar debt.
6.    The GOP and The DNC – Whose mindless bickering, will destroy all logic and intelligence in American discourse. They will drive all Americans to such distraction that Ron Paul will actually get the majority vote.
7.    Ron Paul – we just can’t win
8.    Face Book – Has convinced everyone they have friends when they are still all alone. How sad. Will you be my friend? Pleasse…
9.    Religion – My salvation is better than your salvation. My God is bigger than your god. We know what the truth is about the unknowable. But you don’t and we are willing to kill you to convince you. Nothing like first hand knowledge to change minds. If I had to choose I’m voting for the virgins and the hash. Sounds like a party!
10. Barrack Hussein Obama – He’s been blamed for everything else including stuff that happened before he was born. This by the way wasn’t America. So why not the Antichrist?  At the very least an employee. He fits the bill. He’s a man of color who rises from obscurity to great power and he’s not from here. A foreigner! Oh no my head is going to explode!

11. George W. Bush – Although he’s not smart enough to know it Dick Cheney does.
12. You and Me – You for reading this, and doing nothing, and me for making fun of everything sacred. Hee hee hee! {That was W}