2.  Ozzy - you're going to the same place anyway

3.  The Pope - in case he's going somewhere special

4.  Barack Obama - the most protected man in the world, well at least by the media...

5.  Arnie Schwarzenegger - maybe his wife will be there too

6.  Jennifer Aniston - good lookin'

7.  Cheech & Chong - in case you run out

8.  Pamela Anderson - handy pillows

9.  Sarah Palin - she may know who the antichrist is, orrrrrr

10. Oprah - maybe you can buy your way out

11. Emeril - in case we do have to eat, well you know....

12. Keith Richards - already survived the end of times