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Top 12 Good Things about EOT
 

• No more bills to pay – may as well load up on debt
• No more dieting – may as well gorge til the end
• No more exercise – noone cares about your butt when they are spinning in the vortex
• Revelation – you find out what is on the other side
• Global warming won’t matter – oh well
• Politicians all die – yes
• The alimony payments stop – or at least they stop asking why you are late
• Attorneys all die – yes
• The Cowboys get a new owner- TO
• The Aggies go undefeated (in 2013)
• The BCS gets broken up – pigheaded AD’s meet their fate
• Death before then may not be a bad thing, not much time left anyway