1. Angelina Jolie - end it with a smile on your face
2. Ozzy - you're going to the same place anyway
3. The Pope - in case he's going somewhere special
4. Barack Obama - the most protected man in the world, well at least by the media...
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Top 12 Minions of the Antichrist
By A. Paco Lipps
1. Rush Limbaugh – Who stinks like limburger cheese. He’s an American’t. Shock and awe, divide and conquer he’s the black hole of negativity. He...
07/11/2009 - 10:46
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This is our list of the Top 12 people, companies, whatever that are taking advantage of 2012 for their own selfish gain:
- EndofTimesParty.com - that's right, baby!
- Sony Pictures - movie releases November 2009
- Discovery Channel
- History Channel - they...
07/01/2009 - 04:26
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1. Months in a year
2. Disciples
3. Days of Christmas
4. Eggs - is an egg a sign of the beginning or the end?
5. Raptured Christians – dozens of dozens (a gross) of thousands=144,000
6. ...
06/08/2009 - 13:05
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- Bible – in case you are wrong
- Koran – in case you are really wrong
- 666 Rubber Stamp- for disguise
- Many guns & ammunition- in case you are right
- Obama Voodoo Doll – in case you are right
- Bush Voodoo Doll – in case you...
04/23/2009 - 05:56
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TOP 12 SCIENTIFIC EXPERIMENTS THAT COULD END THE WORLD
By A. Paco Lipps
1. IDIOCRACY – This is my top choice for what will bring mankind to its knees. Doctors are experimenting with...
03/22/2009 - 00:26
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1. With Ozzie at the pyramids - party til you die!
2. On the moon - watch the show
3. Area 51 - greet 'em
4. In an airplane - maybe
5. In a spaceship - to where I'm not sure
6. In a hospital - marry a doctor
7. Hot air...
03/08/2009 - 11:40
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1. Bloody Mary - #1 of course
2. Gin and Tonic – remember prohibition, bathtub brewing here we come
3. Vodka Martini - the cross between Russia and Bond
4. Mojito - those folks know how to party
5. Screwdriver - Vodka and toxic...
02/19/2009 - 12:56
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Forgive me lord...
- Barack Obama – he is a man of color that would like to strike peace in Israel
- Al Gore – He leads third world countries to suicide bombing of the developed countries’ polluting factories
- Sarah Palin – She bombs her neighbor...
02/19/2009 - 07:14
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Top 12 Good Things about EOT
- No more bills to pay – may as well load up on debt
- No more dieting – may as well gorge til the end
- No more exercise – noone cares about your butt when they are spinning in the...
02/19/2009 - 06:54
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1. Volcanoes – enough debris in the atmosphere to block the sun for years
2. Earthquakes – earth vomits
3. Floods – a big Tsunami is common among the Mayans, the Bible and Nostradamus
4. Asteroids – another one will hit earth someday
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01/30/2009 - 15:26
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Party at the End of the World - Jimmy Buffet
It's the End of the World as we Know It (and I feel fine...) - REM
Life During Wartime - Talking Heads
"burned all my notebooks, what good are notebooks?"
I'm...
01/30/2009 - 15:25
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